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"Miracles in velvet mittens; Tumbled here, A pile of kittens." "The enthusiasm of a kitten is contagious." "An inquisitive kitten is the best reminder of what youth is all about." "When you're alone with your kitten, You don't have to act your age." "A warm little kitten Can melt an ice-cold heart." "A kitten provides a child With a sleepover friend every night." "Kittens carry tickles on their whiskers." "Skittering, scurrying, Kittens are hurrying, Chasing invisible foes. Creeping and leaping, Then finally sleeping, The picture of perfect repose." "There's nothing better than a litter of kittens to help your children make friends in a new neighborhood." "Confront a child, a puppy, and a kitten with a sudden danger; the child will turn instinctively for assistance, the puppy will grovel in abject submission .. the kitten will brace its tiny body for a frantic resistance." - Saki "It's hard to concentrate on the work at hand When a kitten is playing at your feet." "The joy of my house tiptoes from room to room on silent paws." "A new kitten will turn your house upside down and at the same time make everything seen right." "Nine lives added to my one life Makes a perfect ten." (The Joy of Cats) |
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--ARE YOU A MAN -- -------------OR ARE YOU A...CAT? I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat. (Hee hee!) (Contributed by ShagMail editor, "Clean Laffs" Joe)  |
